Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
~ Aristotle
I hate being insecure…. today was awesome until we started fooling around and he has when we r having a three whatever… i just was horny after that… it was like ok let me finish riding u so it can be over but thats not love… its just sex… when have we ever just had sex oh right before he left… y cant he just enjoy being w/me… i dont get it… it really suxed i have missed him so much and its like it doesnt matter… i hate this…
Patrick comes home 2day!
came home sober such an akward feeling
(303): Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Reblogging for you, B. And because I find it that ridiculously funny.
(518): i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting.
:o
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Mt. BadA$$ by fooray
The original Founding Fathers are pretty hard-ass dudes I wouldnt want to take on in a knife fight or a roller derby, but did they ever build a suit of armor in a cave? Or deliver Han Solo in carbonite? Or fight Arnold Schwarzenegger? Yeah nice try, Tommy Jefferson.
I wish this were what our landmarks were like…that would make for an amazing country.
:o
How To Play Monkey-Pirate-Ninja-Robot-Zombie
Monkey
- Monkey fools Ninja
- Monkey unplugs Robot
Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!
Robot
- Robot chokes Ninja
- Robot crushes Zombie
Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!
Pirate
- Pirate drowns Robot
- Pirate skewers Monkey
Suggested noise: arrrrr!
Ninja
- Ninja karate chops Pirate
- Ninja decapitates Zombie
Suggested noise: keeee-ah!
Zombie
- Zombie eats Pirate
- Zombie savages Monkey
Suggested noise: braaaaaaaaaainsss!
You can view some more details at markarayner.com, and believe it or not, Jack Palance, purchase a shirt of this design!
see that?! NINJAS BEAT PIRATES!!!!!!! proof.
need this shirt btw
Such a slow news day. So lets post some modded NES’
NES knows how to Triforce.
:o
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